Just For Fun

Here is a place for anyone to put anything they'd like, preferably game related, but not strictly. Cool links, good jokes, campaign recommendations, epitaphs to favorite characters, etc. are all welcome here.

A Bit of Silliness:
Two bards were standing on a bridge. The first casts a Stinking Cloud. The second says, "I didn't know you knew that spell." The first one replies, "I don't!"
Amazing Moments:
Millinia would turn to the Wizard seeing he had the monster in front of him almost killed and there was an archer left over that she needed to get rid of. Running toward the gap in the floor she would leap twenty five feet through the air and shield bash a goblin off the other side of the pillar. Skidding to a stop near the edge of the pillar she'd point her hand with her shield, and as she sheathes her sword she would fire a bolt of energy into the goblin as he smacks into the ground. Turning then calm expression upon her features she'd pull her javalin out and chunk it back at the monster as it was running at the wizard just to make sure he knew she wasn't leaving him alone not that she could do any more ranged for the day. Soon after the creature was pushed off the edge of the pillar by the wizard and was broken over a corner of another pillar.
Amazing Moments:
While battling an Ochre Jelly in the caverns below the ruined Shadowfell Keep, Splug (a goblin companion picked up by Quel) and Yulef found themselves cornered. Yulef, using his Eladrin ability to Feystep, teleported across the room to safety. Splug, still cornered, yelled for help and the wizard rushed in to assist. The rest of the group asked Splug why he had run into the corner of the room with the Rogue, to which the goblin replied that he figured the creature would chase the larger food (the Rogue!). The party mentioned that Yulef was quite capable of vanishing from bad situations with a poof. With this realization, Splug cried out, "Splug no go Poof!" (much laughter ensued!! LOL)
A Bit of Silliness:
I told you some time it good to smell doors… (Nobody)
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A man bumps into a woman in the hallway of the inn and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm two doors down on the right.”

A Bit of Silliness:
Keyleth walks into the Winterhaven guard station.
The guard on duty cheerily asks how he can help her.
"I'd like to press sexual harrassment charges…" she replies.
"OH!! I SEE! Who did this?!" He responds, a look of horror on his face.
"Well…see…its more of a what than a who…"
"…I'm sorry?!" The guards says, obviously horribly confused.
"I was molested…by a portal to the Shadowfell"(she wipes a tear from her eye and crosses her arms) "it grabbed me and pulled me towards it…its hands and tentacles went all over…"(sniff)

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Just a Note:
On March 15th, 2009, this game group will have been meeting and playing in the Sea of Dust region for one year! Happy Anniversary to Us!
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Ogre mini from eBay: $8.00 / Pack of Orcs from Minis Game trade: 3 Troglodytes / Having all the right minis for the encounter: Priceless!!

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The gamer motivational posters can be seen HERE.
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